Thursday, May 04, 2006

Hell on Earth. Really.

Oh hell no. I have to go to Las Vegas this weekend. I leave in two hours. It's already in the 90s there, and I am dreading this. I'm sure el diablo himself will be standing at the airport, handing out free tickets to nudie shows to every deplaning passenger. So you stay cool and dry while I am sweltering in the desert oven, wondering what it was I did to land in purgatory at such a fresh, young age.

7 Comments:

At Thursday, May 04, 2006 1:04:00 PM, Blogger PixieGaf said...

I went to Las Vegas once it is very scary and tacky. I had no idea that the hotels on the strip were interconnected. I wondered off and ended up somewhere off the strip. I had to ask a guy that was passing out porn on the street for directions back to my hotel. He tried to follow me but I managed to out run him. You will have to kill me before dragging me back to Las Vegas. LA I feel so sorry for you.

 
At Thursday, May 04, 2006 6:42:00 PM, Blogger joy said...

I loathe Vegas, I loathe warm weather, let alone hot weather.If a city could be a blow-up sex doll Las Vegas would be it.

I think the Devil lives there.

I hope you don't read this until you get back.

 
At Thursday, May 04, 2006 7:17:00 PM, Blogger Mike V. said...

I do not heart Vegas at all.

It's such a shithole.

Although I had fun at the Lebowski fest there a couple years ago and I enjoy being able to smoke a big smelly cigar wherever I want, other than that, it could disapear tomorrow and it wouldn't matter to me.
I've been a few times and it never ceases to amaze me how much money goes into putting bling on a turd.. :)

 
At Thursday, May 04, 2006 7:35:00 PM, Blogger prettykitty said...

me no likey vegas. we did a girl's weekend and i basically just stayed in my world at the hotel. the spa, the gym, the restaurant, room service.

mike v, shithole is being too kind.

good luck, LA!!

 
At Friday, May 05, 2006 4:13:00 PM, Blogger Pope-rah said...

Have fun girl!

 
At Friday, May 05, 2006 5:19:00 PM, Blogger GetFlix said...

At least you will not need your flash in Vegas!! Look forward to the pix!!!

 
At Saturday, May 06, 2006 8:44:00 PM, Blogger Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

Hmmmph. I don't hate Vegas, but don't love it. It is what it is, and it's interesting to watch people there. I have always enjoyed my trips there, and Hoover Dam is sorta fun. And the DAM tour :)

 

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