Sunday, February 26, 2006

Trader Joe's, I Wish I Knew How to Quit You!

A break-up Letter to Trader Joe's. OMG, totally!

I am on record as saying that, if I were on a jury of someone who shot up a Trader Joe's, I would acquit. I haven't had the balls to break-up with TJ's yet, but sometimes I feel exactly the same as the the writer of this.


At Sunday, February 26, 2006 5:52:00 PM, Blogger jane_austen said...

OMG! LA, that is so fecking funny, and so TRUE!!!! I cannot tell you how many times I felt like excelerating my car and hitting those GD'm parking lot meanderer's....and those pretencious snobs who block the wine aisle, while I yell (I kid you not), "Excuse ME!!"...Yes, I buy wine, and I buy alot, but I know what I want, and no, I don't want to discuss it with the odd stranger who doesn't know which Pinot Noir or Chardonnay to purchase, just get the f**k out of my way, PLEASE!!...I haven' broken up with Trader Joe's yet either, and I am determined not to let these assholes ruin it for me!! I love it toooooo much!! ;)

At Sunday, February 26, 2006 8:58:00 PM, Blogger Mike V. said...

That Craigslist rant was good.

I could never break up with Joes, though.

I am too hooked on too many things that they have, though I am a little upset that they stopped carrying the yin yang peanuts. Those were the shit.

At Sunday, February 26, 2006 8:59:00 PM, Blogger Mike V. said...

Oh, and at the risk of offending someone, I won't say that Charles Shaw is shit wine in a bottle.

Oops.. ;)

At Sunday, February 26, 2006 9:16:00 PM, Blogger LA said...

LOL on the 2 buck chuck, Mike.

I know, Mike, I'll probably never be able to quit TJ's either. Some of those products are seasonal, so you nuts may be back. Ahem.


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