Trader Joe's, I Wish I Knew How to Quit You!
A break-up Letter to Trader Joe's. OMG, totally!I am on record as saying that, if I were on a jury of someone who shot up a Trader Joe's, I would acquit. I haven't had the balls to break-up with TJ's yet, but sometimes I feel exactly the same as the the writer of this.
posted by LA @ 2:41 PM
4 Comments:
OMG! LA, that is so fecking funny, and so TRUE!!!! I cannot tell you how many times I felt like excelerating my car and hitting those GD'm parking lot meanderer's....and those pretencious snobs who block the wine aisle, while I yell (I kid you not), "Excuse ME!!"...Yes, I buy wine, and I buy alot, but I know what I want, and no, I don't want to discuss it with the odd stranger who doesn't know which Pinot Noir or Chardonnay to purchase, just get the f**k out of my way, PLEASE!!...I haven' broken up with Trader Joe's yet either, and I am determined not to let these assholes ruin it for me!! I love it toooooo much!! ;)
That Craigslist rant was good.
I could never break up with Joes, though.
I am too hooked on too many things that they have, though I am a little upset that they stopped carrying the yin yang peanuts. Those were the shit.
Oh, and at the risk of offending someone, I won't say that Charles Shaw is shit wine in a bottle.
Oops.. ;)
LOL on the 2 buck chuck, Mike.
I know, Mike, I'll probably never be able to quit TJ's either. Some of those products are seasonal, so you nuts may be back. Ahem.
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