Sunday, April 09, 2006

Fishsticks Beat Cruise

Perez is reporting that Paltrow had her baby this weekend. So unless Katie spawned and they just haven't reported it yet, looks like Fishsticks is the first in a long string of celebrity babies in the next few weeks. Hopefully, he won't grow up to be an arrogant, affected snob like his mother. (I admit it, I'm a bitch.)

UPDATE: Moses! MOSES! ::: shaking head in disbelief ::: Could Fishsticks be any more pretentious if she tried? It's a rhetorical question.

11 Comments:

At Sunday, April 09, 2006 9:33:00 PM, Blogger Sassy Ass said...

Your a bitch but I love it!!!!!!!

Sassy Ass!!!!!!

 
At Sunday, April 09, 2006 10:45:00 PM, Blogger bird said...

That photo rules!

I can't believe she spawned before Tomkitten.

Do you know the little one's name yet? Plum? Carrot? Brussel Sprout? Popcorn Shrimp? Salmon?

OK I'll stop :)

 
At Sunday, April 09, 2006 11:05:00 PM, Blogger LA said...

Haven't heard a name yet, Bird! I'm sure there will be an announcement soon.

 
At Monday, April 10, 2006 1:46:00 PM, Blogger joy said...

Those are gortons battered fillets. recognize them anywhere.

 
At Monday, April 10, 2006 4:27:00 PM, Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

She is totally wacked out. She names her freakin' kids Apple and Moses and she's expecting the world to give her a standing ovation for being so "understated British cool".

 
At Monday, April 10, 2006 7:15:00 PM, Blogger PixieGaf said...

Haha Fishsticks!

That nickname suits her perfectly. I bet her personality is as cold as those froozen fishsticks are.

 
At Monday, April 10, 2006 9:26:00 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

I love the name Moses; but then again, I enjoy making fun of religion.

 
At Monday, April 10, 2006 10:25:00 PM, Blogger jane_austen said...

Ahhahahaha!...love the pic...;)

 
At Tuesday, April 11, 2006 12:36:00 AM, Blogger LA said...

Joy - You genius! She should have named him GORTON!

 
At Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:03:00 AM, Blogger Sammy said...

haha that's awesome!

 
At Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:57:00 AM, Blogger Mike V. said...

I have no idea where that fishsticks thing came from, but Wiener Dog is right, it's so totally perfect..

 

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