The Unbearable Cuteness of Toothy Tile
Defamer publishes their readers' celebrity sightings. This one's classic and caused me to break out into a big smile:Sunday at the dog park. My dog starts playing with a cute German shepherd that proceeds to hump him, without benefit of formal introduction or dinner. The owner and I intervene to restore civility and suddenly I'm confronted with sapphire blue orbs. Who else but Jake Gyllenhaal. Very sweet, drop dead hot, and very apologetic- although none was necessary. Our dogs just lived out my fantasy, by proxy. I say "WOOF".
posted by LA @ 12:14 PM
7 Comments:
Jakey! Actually, in my experience, German Shepherds pretty much hump everything they can find . . .
Did the owner of the mystery dog try to dry hump Jake?
Flix - I know I would have!
Now that's a celebrity sighting! "Sapphire blue orbs". Too funny.
If I was that close Jake I would have done exactly what the german sheperd did.
you dont love me u just love my doggie style.
While skimming through this at work with a window the size of a postage stamp, I thought this was your celebrity sighting. Even I'm not ashamed to say I would have taken that opportunity to sniff Jake's butt.
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