Keith Richards Snorted His FatherIn an all-new low, Keith Richards claims he snorted his father.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
You can read all about this mess here. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The truth is truly stranger than fiction.
UPDATE: Damn, apparently this story is fiction after all.