Keith Richards Snorted His Father
In an all-new low, Keith Richards claims he snorted his father. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
You can read all about this mess here. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The truth is truly stranger than fiction.
UPDATE: Damn, apparently this story is fiction after all.
posted by LA @ 3:12 PM
9 Comments:
I think that this is the greatest drug story I have ever heard. I am sure his father would be proud!
I think Keith has a very creative sense of humour!
I snorted his father too. It was good shit!
Keef, will be Keef
You stole my story for today!
April Fools! Care of Keith. :)
If this was an April's Fool joke on the media, I have to admit, it was pretty good.
I still believe he did it. The denial is just damage control. He's Keith Richards after all. I'm just surprised he didn't snort his father while he was still alive.
Happy Easter, LA!
I believe the original story too.
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