Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Keith Richards Snorted His Father

In an all-new low, Keith Richards claims he snorted his father.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

You can read all about this mess here. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The truth is truly stranger than fiction.

UPDATE: Damn, apparently this story is fiction after all.

9 Comments:

At Tuesday, April 03, 2007 8:58:00 PM, Blogger Ryan said...

I think that this is the greatest drug story I have ever heard. I am sure his father would be proud!

 
At Tuesday, April 03, 2007 10:22:00 PM, Blogger Ffleur said...

I think Keith has a very creative sense of humour!

 
At Wednesday, April 04, 2007 7:21:00 AM, Blogger Evil Pru said...

I snorted his father too. It was good shit!

 
At Wednesday, April 04, 2007 7:26:00 AM, Blogger Diane said...

Keef, will be Keef

 
At Wednesday, April 04, 2007 9:21:00 AM, Blogger EditThis said...

You stole my story for today!

 
At Wednesday, April 04, 2007 9:36:00 PM, Blogger Mike V. said...

April Fools! Care of Keith. :)

 
At Saturday, April 07, 2007 9:13:00 AM, Blogger v said...

If this was an April's Fool joke on the media, I have to admit, it was pretty good.

 
At Saturday, April 07, 2007 6:20:00 PM, Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

I still believe he did it. The denial is just damage control. He's Keith Richards after all. I'm just surprised he didn't snort his father while he was still alive.

Happy Easter, LA!

 
At Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:48:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

I believe the original story too.

 

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