Ears and Eyes OpenKeep your eyes and ears open, and you will be richly rewarded.
Tonight as I was leaving the supermarket, I passed the ATM near the door. It featured a HUGE sign on top of it that clearly read DO NOT USE. Standing in front of it was an idiot with his card already inside the slot, punching the keys, blissfully ignorant to the same HUGE sign that still clearly read DO NOT USE a mere six inches in front of his face. I walked out the door laughing, before the kicking and cussing began.
I turned on the radio to catch a few minutes of Loveline. The caller was a 17-year-old girl who wanted to ask Dr. Drew if the blueballs her boyfriend said he was suffering was a real disease.
I found Malingering's World through Flickr where she posts her sardonic photographic observations of Los Angeles. I'm a big fan.