Thursday, July 10, 2008

Reining in the Estrogen

Okay, I've regained some semblance of control, and I promise there will be no mention of cute little you-know-who this time around.

Instead, let's get back to what I do best... judging people and bitching.

So the other day, I was at the gas station, filling my trusty little Toyota with overpriced fuel. It was busy at Arco. I was in an inside, tandem-style lane, boxed in between a luxury car driven by a B5 (bleached, botoxed, big-boobed bimbo) ahead of me and a normal guy with an average vehicle waiting behind me. The bimbo and I both finished filling our cars at the same time, returning the hose/nozzle back to the pump almost simultaneously. So imagine my horror when I realized that, even though she picked her belly-button lint while her car was fueling, now she decided to start washing her windows. My cold black heart filled instantly with rage. Remember I'm completely locked in, I can't move. I looked back at the guy behind me who shook his head in disbelief, and graciously backed up so that I could get out.

I wanted to kiss him but not as much as I wanted to bash her over-processed face in with a shovel.

8 Comments:

At Thursday, July 10, 2008 10:10:00 PM, Blogger Diane said...

A pox on her!

 
At Friday, July 11, 2008 9:01:00 PM, Blogger D.O.M. Dan said...

It's amazing how some people can be so self-centered and inconsiderate. And yet there in the same place was a stranger who was considerate.

 
At Friday, July 11, 2008 9:34:00 PM, Blogger EditThis said...

So annoying. This is why I hate people.

 
At Monday, July 14, 2008 4:28:00 PM, Blogger Prunella Jones said...

People like this keep my middle finger muscles well developed.

 
At Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:50:00 AM, Blogger GetFlix said...

What are you gonna do? You know what I mean?

She sucks.

 
At Thursday, July 17, 2008 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Mike V. said...

some people just need to get punched right in their soul.

 
At Friday, July 18, 2008 6:44:00 AM, Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

Go figure a selfish woman like that with money like that would lower herself to wash her own windows. I mean, really... isnt that what like, poor people do? EW.

I live in a government town. There are a lot of rich douchebags here that I hate. I feel your pain.

 
At Wednesday, July 23, 2008 11:38:00 AM, Blogger Mister Underhill said...

B5? LOL

 

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